The first misadventure occurred on the lawn of a pizza restaurant in Ashford, WA. We decided to eat on the lawn so the pups could rumble around. As I went to take the first sip of my beer, the dogs dove into me dumping the beer on top of my head! I was soaked. You could see through my shirt and shorts. Apparently, today was not a good day to wear underware that say “You are my sunshine” across the butt. Greg grabbed me a towel and I ended up running through a sprinkler to wash off the beer. Welcome to our real life. Here is one of the culprits. You can see from the look on her face that she is quite malicious and conniving.